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A trip that should have taken ten minutes took closer to an hour as we arrived with a cow between us at the west entrance of Halls... I told him to calm down. I told him not to freak out and to not get stressed about finals. He didn’t listen to me and he ended up having a cow. We left the class with our new cow and it won’t budge down the stairs. So we have to take him down the elevator. I learned that the elevator wasn’t designed to fit a few people and a cow comfortably. So we finally got the cow out of Sturm and started heading to our dorm in Halls. We needed to cross Asbury first and half way through crossing the street the cow freezes and won’t budge. We try pushing this couple hundred pounds of meat but it is way too stubborn. We ended up causing a traffic jam for four or five blocks with a cow standing on all fours in the middle of the road. We eventually got the dumb thing to move with some grass we waved in front of its face. While walking down the sidewalk of High Street with our new friend we learned we took up the whole walk way. We just got the cow walking again so we’re not going to make him stop again. Any pedestrian on foot or bike had to avoid us by stepping to the side or finding any alternate route. A trip that should have taken like six minutes took closer to an hour as we arrived with a cow between us at the west entrance of Halls.